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What to Expect When You Fall for the Head First Type of Sassy Bitch

What to Expect When You Fall for the Head First Type of Sassy Bitch

By: Brittney Lindstrom

I'm warning you, she'll be challenging but in all the good ways. She will test your limits to see how far she can push. But please know her intention is not to hurt you. She just needs to know if you're staying or going. 

She's a sassy little lady with a heart of gold but she doesn't tolerate bullshit. She doesn't do drama or chaos. Some of it is inevitable but if it becomes habitual, she'll walk out the door so fast the door won't have a chance to hit her ass on the way out.

Her sass mouth combined with her "I don't give a fuck" attitude could get you into some trouble but all in good fun. Her "you can't phase me" exterior is there to protect her vulnerable and big heart. She needs to know you're diving in with her if she's going to allow that part of her to show.

She's the ride or die chick that asks questions later. She will always be down for you as long as you're real with her. She'll do anything and everything in her power and control for you as long as you're honest and loyal.

Sure, she can be overly sensitive and emotional but that's only because she's passionate about everything in her life. If you're lucky to be in her life and remain there, you'll see that in no time. And that includes you.

She falls fast but she loves deeply and unconditionally. Love has no limits and has no boundaries. Her love is pure and real once you get it. She's honest and loyal to a fault at times.

She doesn't require a lot. She's not a fan of presents or gifts because she'd take moments and memories over gifts every time. She'll cherish every moment and take advantage of creating something beautiful out of those moments.

She will show you every single day and every single moment she can how important you are and the love she has for you. She will make an effort each and every day to show you her appreciation and love.

If you ever find yourself lost on your journey, she'll be there to help you and hold down the relationship until you're back on track. When she's committed, she's in 110% no questions asked.

Divorce isn't an option for her. She'd rather stay single the rest of her life than give up on someone she loves. If you're angry with her or hurt about something she did or said, take your sweet ass to the couch (or she'll go since she's little and fun size) and you'll hash it out tomorrow.

You'll never have to question or doubt her love and loyalty because she'll show you every day how committed she is to you and us. No matter what, she'll always have your back and you'll always have a partner in crime.